JUST FOR LAUGHS

Kamlesh had a project for painting his house. He invited bidders to bid on his project. three bidders bided as follows; Onyango Bided Ksh 100 000, Kamau Bided 20 000 and Wafula bided 50 000. so they were asked to explain how they were planning to execute the job. They explained as follows; 

Onyango: I will hire machinery worth Ksh 40 000, then use 20 000 on labor and 20 000 on the material, the remaining 20 000 will be for my workmanship.
Kamau: I will use 5 000 on the machinery, then use 5 000 on labor, another 5 000 will buy materials and the remaining 5 000  will be for my workmanship
Wafula: (went and whispered in Kamlesh's ear) I will give you Ksh 15 000 of the money, take another Ksh 15 000 and give Kamau Ksh 20 000 to complete the Job

Kamlesh was very confused. he gave Wafula the Project.

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